hehe this is my grandma...

haha... shes like 85 now!!!

No words rhyme with orange. what color are my boxers?

hehe... gt love the title, its from some commercial i heard- ha yeah i have a weird sense of humor i no! but i am SO happy to be back blogging my life for all you poor unfortunate souls who read it... but srsly, blogger has been down on my comp for like ever! so now you get a super ultra mega post!!! wow... its been a long time!!!
1. i broke up with my bf like a week ago
2. my bff sarah chipped 2 bones in vball the other day and is now on crutches....
3. we have lost 2/3 of our vball games so far...
4. its kinda nice being single...
5. i heart the song be my escape by reliant k... oh so cool!
6. my dad is back on nites... sick! i feel so bad b/c he said you can either buy 2 GM shares, or 2 lattes- pretty sad ( he works at GM)
7. hehe i had a marker war (WW3) with my amazing practically-a-brother friend Daniel
8. i hung out with my bffs jamie and liz- love you guys to death!- and learned the true meaning of "sweet, saucy, succulent rolls" and "bad boys, bad actions"
9. this guy named charles mulli ( i dare you to look him up) came to our church, he's african and he has adopted exacty 2010 orphan kids... so so cool! he is amazing. and since he was there we got extra snacks ( i love you pizza combos!)
10. i finally learned how to remove permanent marker from your arms... hand sanitizer and elbow grease!
more later... SO much more later!!!
hugs!
--me

HYSTERICAL VID!!!

hey! long time no post!!! really tho... wow, my poor unupdated blogger family, i'm so sorry... *sob!!!
here's whats new
1. I'm no longer homeschooled, I'm back with my school family!
2. I won first in both my dances (light jig and reel)
3. I FINALLY found the sheet music for teardrops on my guitar
4. I started v-ball ( HOOUH!)
5. I got one of the leads in the school play (hehe our play is called "our hearts were young and gay" intersting rite? yeah... but its not about like gay ppl, its like gay as in happy... its set in the 1920s, so what can you expect.. haha, funny anyways!!!) but i got the ditz- her names emily and she's the best character! and my sister from another mister (jamie) got the other lead!
6. I learned to make a latte
7. I spilled that latte all over my white polo and then the bleach pen accidentally bled through my shirt and onto my skin... which i noticed only when i started to have a horrible burning sensation...
8. I learned how to say I love you, zebra, elephant, lion, and bear in japanese
9. I learned kickboxing from my math teacher
10. My math teacher called my friend faith broad and wide
11. my history teacher called me a birddog

still just me...

wellll... since the last time i posted alot has happened... FIRST of all, i was in a really cool skit called "Everything" I keep trying to upload it to this, but it wont work grr... heads are gonna roll pretty soon... just kidding (kind of) MWAHAHAHA! Other than that i went to a party with my friend Carrie at her church which was alot of fun, we went CRAZY! and then the next day i went to yg with her, and we went CRAZY again... love you carrie!! so yeah... i also read another really great book called all we know of heaven by Jacquelyn Mitchard... it was so great! It was about two girls who got in a car crash and one died, but the ppl thought maureen died, when really bridget died... so its kind of tragic, but really amazing too... i'm noticing that all the books i really love are tragic! like cage of stars, the girl (ronnie), her sisters get their carotid artery slashed by a guy with a gardening scythe... yeah, scarily enough thats my fave book ever... but now i sound like a geek talking about all these books so i'll move on...
I'm still just me i guess... boring old me! Altho life changes for boring old me next week when i start a homeschool group that lasts 9-5 ( I GET TO DO DRAMA!!!! HOORAY!!!! XD)... and i start getting up at 5 to ride my bike/run... yuck, altho it was my idea... i'm trying to get in shape before all those hatefully delicious halloween candies start showing up in the cupboards and i cant help but eat just one... or maybe just one whole bag...
hugs!!
--me

omg- i have SOO much to write about... first of all, i went to this HUGE library (its the new delta one for any of you who know where i'm talking about..) it was cool, i got like a million books... all novels of course... but the two i've read so far have been SOO good! the first one was memoirs of a teenage amnesiac, and the other one is after the wreck i spread my wings and flew away...
oh wow, i did the craziest thing this morning... i was babysitting and it was like 5:30 and i couldnt sleep so i went out in the front yard and just sat in the rain. it felt amazing, i havent just sat and mellowed in the rain in forever- specially not while dark out... it was awesome. But then again, maybe you think its weird... well i do weird things sometimes so get over it... haha.
IN TODAYS BREAKING NEWS...
today's headlines all bear the same name, Lucy. The sweet and quiet, loving kitten who seems to think that she is ruler of all. Apparently, she tired of the subjects who served her so loyally. Thomas Jefferson, and MooshoGaiPan. Why did she plot their murder? when asked by yours truly, she refused to sit near me, and swatted at me when i got too close. obviously she has no comment. now, you are probably wondering how this plot was discovered... well funny you asked... it all began with the mysterious dissapearance of Tommy, about a week ago. Now in all honesty, he is a dumb cat. absolutely brainless. but still very sweet. when he went missing, lucy showed no sorrow or anything of the sort, instead, she used the opportunity to create trouble in every way she could... until tom appeared out of nowhere! he was sick for several days and it is my suspicion that someone fed him weedkiller... as for Mooshi, yesterday morning he was found sitting outside with his collar 50 yards away... mooshi has a track record of running away when let off. lucy was found roaming around the scene of the crime.
details at eight.

its my first day....

this is my first of all firsts day!! first day of homeschooling, first day of deep water impact, first day of gymnastics, first day of having skin taken off my leg, first day back on bars at least for like 5 min for the first time in over 4 years, first day up at 6 o clock since like 2 months ago... ok, now ABOUT my firsts... really i did nothing that pertains to school work , but hey, that works! yanyways.. so, i went to this deep water impact class which was... uh interesting, it was like aerobics in the water...
then ( roll terror music) GYMNASTICS... now I'm not like super great or anything, but i DO NOT need to learn how to do a cartwheel... i've been cartwheeling since i could walk pretty much! *sigh the oldest kid other than me in my class was like 8! it was humiliating... **sigh** seeeo i have to wait till end of october so i can start an advanced class i guess... but how i took the skin off my leg was the stupid rope, we could either swing on it ( weeee!!!) or climb it... and i decided to climb it, so i set off on an adventure... haha needless to say i made it to the top, but skinned my leg coming down... ouch!!!! but w/e, whats a little skin rite? not like i've never lost more.... BUT yesterday i was out in the sun 3 hours straight, so i am SOO burned.... it hurt to ride in the trailblazer today cuz of the sun its so bad... and i thought i had tanlines before? i have them like 3x more now then EVER!! YUCK XP XP XP. WEEEEHEEL.... lets see, what have i to say... uh... oh yeah, like almost a week ago, my fam and i went to red lobster where i got to have a date with bob the lobster... aka i got to say hello as we passed the tank of poor lobsters who know not the fate that lies in their future... if you cant tell, i'm not a big seafood person, like if something looks like it might swim off my plate, or stand up and beg not to be eaten, yeah thats a little GROSS to me... i dont do well in those situations, so i had chicken strips and mozzerella sticks MMMMM my fave foods! or atleast 2 of them... i have a LOT LOT LOT of fave foods... food is my weakness!!! yeah... uh hmm what else to talk about... ah yes! I'm a model in this skit i'm doing with my friend's church, its VERY idk the word... do me a favor, go to youtube or Godtube, and search lighthouse everything skit and watch it... if you dont get goosebumps or feel moved in any way... thats your prob... jk, but really, its amazing!!!! but yeah, i get to be the model... i just have to find some model clothes now... wish me luck, i'm not exactly gorgeous.. but its not about me anyways, all i do is do the model walk, make the girl feel like crap and shove ppl XD haha... yeah interesting rite? totally... ummmm OH YEAH!!! i forgotted! i finally learned the slip jig, which is like an extra dance we're not learning in class till much later! i TRIED learning the hornpipe and the treble jig... dont ask!
omg- if you ever want to watch a sermon that is just funny to the extreme, but also good, go to adabible.org and watch one of brady nemmer's sermon... i would suggest his latest one which is like " its not about me" or something... hehe, i will say this, it involves a plunger, and brady almost throwing 61 cents at someone and then plunging their face in....
if you will pause for a moment of silence... my grandma closes her pool tommorow *SOB*~ i am beside myself! i LOVE swimming... just one of those stress relieving things i guess... idk. yanyways, i heard the coolest quote
" the littlest things make me laugh.
it's not hard to please me.
i'ma free-spirit. i'm strong and determined.
i love to look at the stars. i'm just a girl.
&& that's all i wanna be." thats so me XD
dream.smile.love
-- love from me!